Professor of Logic Tanya D’Profesa horrifically stubbed her toe on the edge of her desk on April 1. Two police cars, two ambulances and a fire truck were sent to The post SCRIBBLE | BREAKING NEWS: Tenured professor stubs toe  first appeared on The Scribe.

A family of squirrels has infiltrated the dorms, forcing students to camp on the Spine.   With spring in the air and the temperatures warming up, the local squirrels have been The post SCRIBBLE | Local squirrels storm the dorms   first appeared on The Scribe.

On April 1, the UCCS Mountain Lions took the victory against the University of College Mascots in the Rocky Mountain Athletic Chess (RMAC) tournament final. The intense gameplay left the The post SCRIBBLE | UCCS wins RMAC chess tournament final  first appeared on The Scribe.

UCCS’ first bring-your-kid-to-work day proved disastrous after several staff and faculty members opted to attend with baby goats — literal kids — instead.     According to Chancellor Sennifer Jobanet, the The post SCRIBBLE | UCCS campus destroyed after bring-your-‘kid’-to-work day  first appeared on The Scribe.

The UCCS Kazoo ensemble, Plastitones, won nationals at the Kennedy Center in Washington D.C., on March 29.   Kazoo performance is a new musical Bachelor of Fine Arts program offered by The post SCRIBBLE | UCCS Kazoo Ensemble wins nationals first appeared on The Scribe.

In a new development, students across UCCS campus have realized that the clock on the El Pomar Center clock tower is analog, not digital, and thus, is completely useless.  This new The post SCRIBBLE | Report: El Pomar Center clock not even digital first appeared on The Scribe.