For many of our classes, we are assigned long readings filled with words. Theories and findings of history, philosophy, English and so much more are conveyed through countless paragraphs. But, let’s be real, social media and using slang have taught us that there’s a lot you can say with a little. 

The Scribe staff proves here that stories can be as short as six words. 

Paul Czarnecki | Editor-in-Chief 

Dodge, duck, dip, dive, dodge. Ball. 

Nick Smith | Managing Editor 

Why doesn’t Santa like college kids? 

Ellie Myers | Associate Editor 

Turns out bears don’t like sweaters. 

Lillian Davis | Photo Editor 

The dog found the scissors again. 

Zee O’Donnell | Features Editor 

Couldn’t come up with a story. 

Kate Marlett | Copy Editor 

And Lafayette said, “You are awesome.” 

Grace Brajkovich | Reporter 

He released his grasp: she soared. 

Kaylie Foster | Reporter 

Kaylie woke up 21 Saturday morning. 

Joeseph Impellitteri | Reporter 

I hate it when I’m cut— 

Noah March | Reporter 

Why was six afraid of seven? 

Syanna Santiago-Smith | Reporter 

And it was all a dream.